My drum set

Hey hey hey!!

It's been a long time since i last wrote my blog. Haha. How are all of you? ( Just answer me in your mind or out aloud k to make it interesting and give me face alright? You're the best! ) 

Wow...the last time i was blogging about my place that I moved to and now....I HAVE 4 WEEKS MORE TO GO!! Time passes soo fast. Sobs sobs...but that's a good thing too. God has been faithful and blessed  me many many many times and even saved me from my assignments a lot of times too. Haha. However, throughout my experience here in the Australian Kuching (Adelaide), one of the highlights is that God has blessed me with a DRUM SET!!

Some of your may be raising one side of your eye brows upon hearing this excitement. But DUDEs!! and Barbies of course...I finally have a drum set! Im sure those who are reading this blog would know that I get passionately excited over a couple of things especially about Jesus, Computers, and Drums! Drums are a big big part of my life...because it's my nature of being noisy and rhythm.ic...oooo...they are like roasted marshmallows and kolo mee....wah wah wah!!! Drums represent 'Gaya, Mutu, Keunggulan'...as the Dunhill Cigarettes advertisement would put it. (my my...this sure is a lot of crap)

The miracle of this drums is that I bought it for 75AUD = RM235. That is super super cheap!! Well..it wasn't brand new..it was probably 3rd or fourth hand... but that's not a big issue to me. My housemate, Albert and  I bought if from the University of South Australia Overseas Christian Fellowship. The reason they sold it to us was because they have an electronic drum set which is more portable. Although it's not brand new, the important thing is that it's still in good condition and makes good music!

So, it was a grand day when the drums arrived at my house..my my...it was a glorious moment where light from heaven above shone of the drum set giving the drum set sparks and shimmers of hope to my dream of being a professional drummer one day....and that one day will come.

The sound wasn't very very nice when i got the drumset...but nevertheless...we were contented and kept on whacking the drum set until 2 weeks later, one of us (meaning me and my other two handsome housemates) kicked the bass drum until it split. Hence, we had to buy a new skin. I went to Allan's music and bought a 110AUD drum skin...in which i managed to bargain it down to 85AUD. It was an EVANS drum skin with EMAD (Externally Mounted Adjustable Damping Bass Technology). The role is to damp the sound of the drums like how the drum rings are supposed to work on the toms and snare tto give it a  natural attack characteristic. It was one of the more expensive ones in the store. Well, my housemates and I chose to buy it because we wanted it to last for 5years..and more importantly, the sound it 'wicked' a term which i learnt from the drummer in the store. With all honesty, the sound was really really great!

We then bought REMO drum damp rings which cost 15AUD..which was quite decently priced. Haha. I also tuned all the toms and the final result is a drum that makes a sound pleasant to my ears. (Cis...gai-nya saya)

Then recently, I modified the arrangement of the drum set to fit it like how the drummers of Hillsongs and Planet Shakers drummers arrange their drums. I thank God for His creativity to put all things together that i was able to come up with a way to have the 2nd tom lifted from the floor. That really really 'Wow-ed' me.

But overall, I really thank God for giving me the opportunity to have a drum set in my stay here in Adelaide. If not, I would not have paid 500AUD for a brand new beginners drum set. My housemates and I will use the drum set for the furtherance of His Kingdom...to bring non-believers that are interested in drums to know what is Love. Basically, to make it a ministry to bring people to Christ. 

That's all from me now. Haha. I sure felt good after blogging. Hehe. Ciao guys and girl!! =D

Below are some images of me and my housemates drum set :-

 Picture from north east of drum elevation (wah wah...use architectural terms already =p)

 view from the floor tom

 crash cymbals

 Kick pedal

 Snare drum handle

 view from the top 

 Bass drum to 1st tom connection

 Bass drum to tom connection

 The front bass skin..the sticker was from the previous OCF-ers.

 The REMO damper rings around the snare drum and the toms

11 Chaffey Common, Northgate 5085 (part2) P

Please read part 1 first before reading part 2 ! Cheers mate!

WHATTT!!I didnt know blogger got word limit one!! Sooo kejam...Hahaha

.Anyways, let's continue the blog for upstairs..

1st stop..the bathroom..

My bathroom has a bathtub! But in my 3months here..i have never used it. Would like to use it one day. Hehe.

The interior of my bathroom is quite beautiful. A big nice mirror to see my nostrils..and the sink is not a horrible small sink like the one i had in Centrepoint.

A shower place...dunnoe what else to say..

Alright...now to the best part of the house..my room!!

Hehe..very messy..but i clean it up every week. =p. There are 2 things i like most in my room. Those things are my quilt and my 5 speaker system!

Isn't my bed beautiful? I like the looks of is. It looks...EXPENSIVE! Hehehe....and elegant too. Looks good for a person like me to sleep in. I really like how it looks lo.

There..his is my study table! Ive got a lumbar support(which is the back support thing) and 5 speakers around me. 2 speakers behind, 2 for the front side and one in the direct front. I also have my logitech woofer below the table. I tell you..the sound is powerfull!! I really classify this a as a true 5.1 dolby sorround sound! The sound is rich and wholesome!!hhehe. Just in case if any are wondering what my optimus prime is doing...it is praying. Notice carefully la. Hehe. My optimus prime knows how to pray! Dont play play!!! Hahaha. I think that's all for my tour around my house.

I am sure i would miss my housemates and this house. Goodnight and God bless! =D

11, Chaffey Common, Northgate, 5085, SA (part 1)

By this coming Friday, it would be my 3rd month here in Adelaide. Time sure does fly...


By next Saturday, I would be moving out from my current place to stay in a new place. This post is a tribute to my memories that I have here..11, Chaffey Common. I really like this place..the only set back to this place is that it is far from the city (by far i mean an average of 35 minutes from my current house to the city). My new place would be nearer to the city ( an average of 20 minutes to uni). Haha. I'm quite worried about moving into my new place as I don't really know my new housemates very well. All that i know is that one of the is from Kuching (YEAA MANN!!*insularity coming back*) and my second new housemate is Poh Hui's junior.

Ok oK..let's not side track ya. Let me finish story telling about my place here. Im staying with 2 young working adults! My landlord, house-owner, and boss...is a PEnaNG-ITE!!!!! But he is no where close to Wei Song or Ginger's attitude. He doesn't kacau me as bad as those 2 la. Haha. He's a fun and very practical and on-time kinda person. On second thought...mayb not so fun la. He just got engaged with my help (=p *it's true as i helped him buy roast pork as a proposal gift to his fiancee.) haha. My second housemate is Joel D' Sa. He's an indian....FROM DUBAI!!! (0.o) But i guess he broke my stereotype of dubai-ians as i thought most ppl in dubai would be super duper rich! But he's a modest and great housematie. He thought me lot's of stuff like..breakfast in Australia is call 'brekky' and Woolsworth in Australia is called 'Woolies' by the Adelaidians ( haha...im nt sure if i should call them like that...but it is sure better than calling them ang mo ppl). Oh ya..i noticed i haven't told you all nama boss saya. He's name is Yong Kah Wai.

Here are some pictures of them during my birthday celebration here in Adelaide.

                                         (Elaine Kah Wai's fiancee and Kah Wai)

                                          Joel, me and Kah Wai!

                                           Well, obviously we cant leave out the crazy part right? Hehehe.
 
My birthday cake was a marble cheesecake from a shop called the Cheesecake house. And it's made by a japanese!! Tapi tak ade ape yang special pun...correct me if some of u agree Japanese cheesecakes taste nicer.

Northgate is a nice place in which there are lakes and parks around. Ducks waddling around the ponds with beautiful scenery and sculptures. Oh yea, I forgot that Northgate parks have the exercise things which are soo cool!!(Or at least it's cool to me la. Haha. Below would be some nice sceneries around my place. Also notice how much my photography skills have improved!! =D

                         This lake is just a 2minutes walk from my place. A warm and emotional atmosphere.

There are 3 lakes in my suburb with duckies everywhere. It's amazing how civilized Australians are that they don't catch the ducks to steam or stew them as what we asians would do if we were to see a duck that doesn't belong to anyone. just a side note, the house behind that sculpture isn't my house k? Hehe. My house is a terrace house along Chaffey Common.

                              AAHHH..there is it..magnificent isn't if. Let's take a closer look at house number 11..

                                   Aiya...ada pokok...tak bagus tak bagus...but credits for the great photography
                                                             (Sweat..self praise is no praise) (-,-lll)

                                       Here we r...house number 1..looks welcoming right?

                                                    *knock knock knock*
*who's there*
*Ur Mr Big Biceps*
*Wei Song?? Please come in!!!Boy am i glad to see you!!*
(Nic is dreammiing....)

Ish Ish Ish...stop thinking of MB. Alright....I am going to give you a tour of 11 Chaffey Common, Northgate, 5085 SA. I am Nicholas Eu Sze Hwang and i would be your tour guide for today. Pleasee...step in...

This is the living room as you enter from the front door which is on the left. There's the ikea table and ikea carpet. Not to forgot the carpeted floor too!!OOOOHHH!! And my favourite couch with a leg rest!! Ideal when watching tv programmes like 'Masterchef' or 'Top Gear' or 'Australia's got Talent' and many more!! Let me show you why i enjoy watching tv....It's because.....

KAH WAI'S GOT A 45" LCD TV WITH BOOMING LOGITECH WOOFERS!! The experience is even better than my house is Kuching man!! Maybe it seems normal for most of you who has flat screen tv's back home in Malaysia...but for me....i dont have ma...i'm from SaRaWak...so called the place where people live on trees. Hehehe. Plus..he has a PS2 and a nice guitar!! i can 'jeng jeng jeng' whenever i want. Hahaha..

Let's move on...

This is my dining area..forgive the messiness as i didnt bother to clear up the table b4 taking a photo..Im not doing a show house ma...so ok lor. Hhaha.If you notice behind the dining table...there is a display shelf...and it is full of..

                                           TRANSFORMERS!!!!!!!! (this is only the car collection)

                            These are kah wai's aeroplane transformers. He has lot's more upstairs in his room..

So if any of you calls me a transformers freak...wait until you meat kah wai..HE IS A TRUE TRANSFORMERS FAN! I mean...he spends alot on his hobby! But all his transformers are super cool leh..

This is my kitchen...sorry...kah wai's kitchen. It's very well furnished. Gor ricepot...microvave..oven, dishwasher..super big and nice fridge..knives(my favourite toy) and others la. Just if any of you are wondering what is that box below the table top..it's the rice i share with Joel. That box can hold 10kg of rice. Hehe. this kitchen is quite nice lor..I quite like it..but i have to clean up everytime i cook la..if nt kah wai mengamuk. (*^*$#@%#&)

That's my house washing machine. It's something like the centrepoint one la..just that i no need to insert coins. haha. Although I'm in Adelaide...I STILL USE DYNAMO TO WASH MY CLOTHES!!! 

         Gunalah dynamountuk cucian yang hebat!

So after i wash my clothes...i hang it in the garden la..

That's the clothes line behing and the garage behind my house. Too bad i don't have a car here...boo hoo hoo...

Another thing...I'm still using my lovable reebok shoes!!It's still white and I'm proud of it!!! Pai sou pai sou!

Catching up

Hmm..last time i thought to myself that i would never update my blog..but somehow now it has just brought anticipation to me. heehe.

As an update, I am now studying in university of adelaide. Honestly, it was a real miracle how I even managed to still be sponsered by JPA to study overseas. I am really thankful to all my friends who cared soo much about me especially calvin, chan, sarah, and gary for desperately getting petitions for me. Wah...i almost cried when i read the messages..actually i cried la..haha. Just my own ego telling me that i should not cry. Above all, I really want to thank the all supreme Father in Heaven for bringing me through in Adelaide.

Soo..how am I in adelaide? Well, I'm fine here, but deep down in my heart, I am living a lie. Not a true self living. Living a life of self condemnation and guilt for not being appreciative of my surroundings in Adelaide and not seeking God with all my heart in Adelaide. I really want to acheive something big in Adelaide..but how can i do so when I constantly distract myself with little things around me that prevents me from seeing the bigger picture of God's plan for me. But like what my 2 best friends in KBU, Sarah and MB always tell me....be decisive in your actions and just get down in doing things!

In Adelaide, I am constantly surrounded by a great bunch of helpful friends. Nadhirah, Hani, Izzati, Aain, Najihah, and Nurhafizah..thanks alot for being willing to update me about things i should know in university. For them, even asking me simple questions such as 'Nic, are you ok?' lifts my spirits. Thank you thank you thank you and thank you!

Not forgetting Kilo Cal and Chan who are on a constant look out to see how am I doing. They usually give me a call on weekends and...and...and...calvin and chan my dear....i really appreciate it.

Haha. This ends my post for now. I have alot of other friends in Adelaide that i owe alot too . Thanks...

God Bless

Dream

First of all, HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY EVERYBODY! Although it's a day late, but it's the thoughts that counts *self-praise is no praise*. But to satisfy others who cannot accept the fact that the celebaration is over, I shall say happy Belated Independence Day!' Merdeka! I spent my holidays attending a camp called the 'Dream Reloaded'. Sounds cool right? I think it sounds like a movie name which has a better movie title than 'the rise of the fallen' or 'terminator salvation' or 'A Pat on the Head' (I'm joking only but I like that story).

Anyways, I dreamt together with Ming Chai and Siao Fern in this camp. Let me make it clear that we did not sleep in the same room. Lol. Dreams are a sensational and passionate attachment to a preferred future. After the camp, I would personally describe a dream as a D.R.E.A.M (Deliberately Reviving Extraordinary Anticipated Memories). So, what are my dreams? Let me sleep first and I will continue when I'm awake......

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What is it that makes it SO HARD to TALK to each other?

It's really sad to write such a deep post on a bright and sunny Saturday where the birds of the air are enjoying the eternal summer of Malaysia while the ants are crawling all over your breakfast. But otherwise, we all love Mr Derick and I, an extremely lazy person shall do my homework of blogging because I love him! (P.s. I'm being truthfully sincere)

So, what makes it so freaking and painfully hard to talk to each other? My thesis would bring forth two reasons, which are shyness and also 'cold-war'.

As all of us are informed about, there are two main types of personality in the society, the Extroverts (Like Mr Derick) and the Introverts (like N.E.S.H). It is just how we are formed by our surroundings and our families to be who we are and what we do in where we are. For example, when our cute little JPA juniors step into KBU for their orientation, some of us gathered courage to make new friends to be a blessing while others were just at the back stage whispering to themselves that "It's just not my cup of tea" to make friends with our adorable juniors. It is their personality of being afraid of not knowing what to say to the juniors that makes it so hard to TALK. Others like Mr Derick can straight away relate to any of us in class by talking about 'budu' and 'a jogging old man' to make all of us feel the warmth of the atmosphere. I'm not pointing fingers or blaming anybody, I'm just stating my opinion that God has blessed each of us with wonderful personalities and that we should never force a person to be who they are not as 'variety is a spice of life'. Hence, some people will just find it hard to talk to others because it is their personality

Secondy, 'cold-war' as the noun 'war' suggests is very destructive. A feeling of disgust and unforgiveness towards somebody because of the past and actions will breed hatred after time. This hatred makes one to distance him or herself away from that person and hence, it makes it so hard to talk to each other. On the other hand, if Mr A person tries to reconcile with Mr B but Mr B does not even want to talk with Mr A, then it will be hard to talk with each other as one can never produce a loud clap with just one hand. Sometimes, Mr B would just find it fun to sow a feeling of hatred so that he would not talk to Mr A.

It is hard to break the ice between you and your hated one, but it will be successful with humility and forgiveness from both sides. Just pray that God will be able to provide and opportunity to reconcile with each other and discuss the misunderstanding to build a string of friendship again. Next, don't always look into your own interest, but look into the interest of others by caring for them out of a pure intention of being a blessing. Bless them because they are your friends, eventhough you may feel as if they are your enemies.

All in all, not talking to each other because of unreasonable issues is not a wise choice....In my opinion.Be optimistic in life.

Randomness

Hi everyone, today I thought it will be fun to see how random I can get. Mr Derick, if you can't get a heck of what I am saying or rather what I will be saying, please refrain from reading this post as I can go from A to G and suddenly jump from Z to K. Lot's of Laughter! Let's get the durian rolling!

Oh oh oh! I am sitting beside a boy. Wow! It's a boy! Why can't I sit beside a girl? Ish Ish. That boy is BIG!! His arms are veinious and and the size of his arms are curvaceous like two banana's stuck on a piece of bone! Mmm Mmm! Maybe I'm beginning to be vexatious to him. Oh no...please don't do that! Haha. Just for your information, I'm not gay ok? Im a perfectly straight thinking guy who is extremely insular about Sarawak from the land of the Oau-raeng Uo Tangs (Orang Utans) as how I learnt from my beloved 'Ding Ding Ding' teacher, Mr Kok TM!!!!!Yayaya!!! Oh no...oops, did I say something? I meant the guy sitting beside me. He is called MB by many of our classmates! Well, MB has many definitions from many people. When Snow White calls Song MB, she means Muscular Boy! When Nato calls the banana armed man MB, he means, sorry, SHE means Menteri Besar. Well, MB can mean Macadamian Bazooka or even Machtpolitik Baboon. MB, please forgive me if I have offended you in any way.

Last Friday, I got many stabs into my heart as Snow White called me a third-person with no future. Not only me, but Jinjie and KiloCal were inculded as well. Snow white said MB was to have 3 'miao tiaou' wives and that if I tried to snatch them from MB, I should just jump from KLCC as I wouldn't stand a chance. Meaning to say, Snow White thinks I'm an ugly taufu man! Haha! Oh, and one just happened yesterday where I had a great encounter with Optimus Pr*m*. She thought I was staring at her while I wasn't. That brought me into a lot and lot of trouble as my classmate driving a Putra started teasing me of liking Optimus rather than MB. Hehe. Waa!! It's raining now! I can just feel the coldness sipping down my skin! WAAHHH!! I want a Mcflurry! Hehe. Mcfluffies are NICE! How I wish the guy beside me would be able to buy one for me. But he seems overwhelmed and occupied by blogs. Well, I think I hav to go and do Snow White's homework or else she will curse me to eat a poisoned taufu instead of a poison apple. Hehe.

Well, that's all. God Bless! Live everyday with a smile! :)

Not Living in a Lie :-( Living in Sincerity)

Living in sincerity. This was the greatest lesson that impacted me as much as I was impacted with glorious aroma of the legendary Kolo mee when I watched the movie 'He's just not into You'. The movie left me thinking seriously about my life in KBU as I was able to relate with it very much. Some of you may be thinking that it is weird for a guy to watch that movie but be convicted of sincerity rather that BGR (Boy Girl Relationship). Nevertheless, let me share my insights of the movie.

Firstly, sincerity means living in the light. In other words, having good character and showing our true selves to people without hiding any sins we usually do when no one is watching. Character is what you do in the dark. Hence, we all must strive to build good character within us so that we will be blameless in our life and not live in a lie. In the movie, if the husband was sincere to show true love to his wife, he would have stopped smoking and would not have to trouble himself to hide his cigarettes and his sins.

Sincerity must also come with actions and not just convictions. As faith without deeds is dead, so sincerity without actions is pure 'crap'. If one is sincere, he would really get things into action. I have a good classmate that has a favourite phrase of ' Don't talk, do it'. I would rather put it as ' Walk the Talk'. From the movie, in the talk of love, guys like to potray themselves as being sincere, but do not want to be sincere. This issue is what makes females wonder about the genuity of a guys love for them.

This leads me to my third point where the absence ot sincerity brings destruction. The absence of sincerity will always leave you at the losing end mercilessly. Insincerity really shows an ugly face to the public. It not only destroys your life, but it destroys the life of others, the life of your loved ones.

So, whatever we do, always do it with a right purpose. Be sincere... I want to be sincere with myself and not live in a lie...

Godilocks and the 3 Bears

One fine afternoon, a girl named Godilocks went out into the woods out of curiosity. She was a lady with unmatched beauty and her hair was as shiny as a rim of a car and as smooth as 'laksa' slurps into one's mouth. So, as she was walking in the woods, she heard a melody that sounds so magical, sweet, mesmerizing, captivating, heart-melting, drop-dead gorgeous and the list could go on forever. Godlilocks followed the melody and tried to find the source but it was hard because she did not learn Physics and did not know sound travels everywhere due to diffraction. Suddenly, a man who dresses like Justin Timberlake appears in front of Godilocks and asks..

My beautiful and expensive lady that even Mastercard can't buy, what are you doing out here alone? It's very dangerous out here because there are wild animals like batman, spiderman, cicakman and even the joker. Do you want me to walk along with you to your destination to ensure you of your safety?

Godilocks then asked him sweetly, 'Your name you have not introduced and how sure am I that I can be protected from such beastly creatures? You are no more than a flimsy singer from a land that consumes dried cockroaches and seahorses...

My name is Melody, the SONG of all the hearts and souls in this wood. I may not look like a strong person, but trust me as I have friends calling me muscular and fit. One of them is Frankylicious, a bubbly high-pitched cannon emitter. Moreover, I have experience in boating in Dragon-I and was great Scout. So do not fear my lady for I shall protect you as an expensive mistress.

( Okay the author is back..I'm really sorry for the long delay. And so, the story continues)

Melody gave such a seducing persuasive speech that Godilocks had her sense tingling down her body. Melody had learnt to give a persuasive speech from a legenday prodigical teacher in the Ku Klux Klan Blutorworp University(KBU).

'I want to go to the library!' said Godilocks with such a cute expensive-pitched voice followed by cute gestures or rather just plainly acting cute. Melody responded to Godilocks cuteness by sounding cute too, but his voice chased away all the birds in the forest and made batman deaf.

Then, Melody a.k.a Justin Timberlake whistled to the woods and out came a mousedeer with wheels and pedals on it.

This is my car, a 'Kancil'. I had to go through an amazingly gruelsome and disgusting procedure to change this biological creature into a mechanical moving creature. Would you like to drive my Kancil to the library in the woods?

Well Godilocks agreed to drive the biological mechanical sympathatic kancil. Let's have a peek into Godilocks's mind:-

It has been a real long time since I sat on a moving thing. I've even forgotten how to start the engine. Melody was beside me. "It's written there," he said. So i saw the knob, "Hmm..", and i flicked it to the left, held it awhile, and the engine roared to life. Not bad.

Okay so there is a car in front of me. So i must... reverse? Which is the clutch? The left one. Hmm.. yes. Hold on. Which is the brake? This? My right leg was on the most right pedal. Wait, that's the 'oil', the middle one is the brake... right?

"Yes...", Melody nodded boringly.

Okay! So this is the brake, this is the accelerator, the clutch. First gear, no, wait, reverse gear, let's go!

The car slid back, slowly. Okay! Now to stop it....

Vvrroooomm!!

"BRAKE!! Faster brake!", Melody screamed shouted and sang. The machine was uncontrollable! It was moving back, so quickly! Blood drained from my face. Melody, noticing it, swiftly pulled the hand-brake straight up. The car came to a halt.

We looked back. It was only inches away from the three blind mice. I laughed.

"Oops, sorry! It was supposed to be the middle pedal.." I stuck my tongue out.

However, suddenly the car slid back and the 3 blind mice were squashed into licorice bootlaces. Melody suffered tears of anguish and started to sing to Godilocks

Its too late to apologize...It's too late...ooh ooh ooh, It's too late to apologize....It's too late.

Then, both of them looked behind them and there was a building behind them. The building looks cosy and looks like a library. So Melody wished Godilocks goodbye and wished her well in her studies. Godilocks walks into the house, and asks if anybody is home. Little did she know that the 3 bears went out jogging in the morning to lose fat as the Gingerbread man said that the bear's arms looked like tofu. Those words pierced the hearts of the Bear family smashing their image into pieces.

She then saw a rack of books in the living room. The first book she took out was entitled "The Smelly Economy of the woods". Aparrently the author's name was Eww. Disgusted at the book, Godilocks took out another book entitled "Lions are from Mars, Lioness are from Venus". Godilocks learnt that one should never call an angry expensive passenger in the car a Lioness. Godilocks likes the third book alot. It is entitled "The wonders of Sarawak".

After reading for about 2hours, she decided to rest. So Godilocks went to the bedroom upstairs. There were 3 beds in the bedroom. One bed looked very hard, another very fluffy and the last one looked like it's for a kid. Well, I am sure most of us jump onto our beds when we want to go to sleep. Godilocks did the same on the first bed and she broke her spine because the bed was made of concrete. So she went to the second bed. She jumped on the bed and bounced straight to the ceiling and made a hole in the roof because the bed was very springy. At last, Godilocks went to the third bed and slept comfortably.

While Godilocks was sleeping the Bears came back from their jogging. They were surprised to find their front door open. (Before I continue with my story, let me introduce three bears) The first bear is Papa Bear. Papa bear dyed his fur on his head yellow colour and is very particular with the tidyness of his bed. If some 'Tom, Dick, or Harry' were to sit on Papa Bear's bed, Papa Bear would grate, shred, stew, roast, steam, boil and lastly double boil, that person with ginseng. One of Papa Bear's victims is the Joker. Next, I would like to introduce Mama Bear. Mama bear can speak German and likes football very much. However, Mama bear has one big problem. Mama bear is often being chased by ninja turtle and is always on the run. But Mama Bear is a very nice bear. The last bear is Babe Bear. Babe Bear is very cute, but often gets into trouble. The fur on his head is lighter in colour than the other parts of his fur because he washes his hair in the washing machine. But his voice is very much complimented by lots of teachers!

So, as the 3 bears went into the house they were very cautious. But Babe Bear went up to the room to change. As he went to the room, he saw Godilocks sleeping on his bed! Being very furious, he straight away accused Godilocks of juvenile delinquency and sexual harassment because Snow White, his Physics teacher taught him to do so. Godilocks was very surprised by the shock and woke up from her dream. Mis Haras, Godilocks mother is calling Godilocks for breakfast. So Godilocks dressed up,packed her bag and drove her Proton Wira to college for her afternoon class.